i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
you would pick up someone in the library
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
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