Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Randomize
