it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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