Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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