Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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