Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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