That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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