Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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