i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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