is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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