is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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