Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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