You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Success! We fucked roommates!
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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