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Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
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