Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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