normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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