She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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