I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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