and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
