Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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