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(817): View more from Texas

So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I think im pregnant

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I think you have the wrong number

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(904): View more from Florida

I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

we're making bets on your personal life

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(270): View more from Kentucky

I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice

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(702): View more from Nevada

Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.

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(914): View more from New York

My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.

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