found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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