I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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