If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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