Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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