like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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