Whod you bang
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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