Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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