We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
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