Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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