What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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