office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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