this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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