he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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