what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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