I'm really into asian looking animals
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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