You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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