Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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