I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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