This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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