And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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