So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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