You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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