there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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