Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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