I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
Randomize
