we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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