At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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