So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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