i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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