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(617): View more from Massachusetts

You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head

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(551): View more from New Jersey

Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.

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(512): View more from Texas

Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.

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(631): View more from New York

I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.

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(316): View more from Kansas

Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?

(1-316): View more from Kansas

He has a very lickable chest

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