Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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