so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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