He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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