Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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